Old English saying for when something is either too difficult or too easy to do
“Is it a complicated route to get to there?”
“Oh no, it’s like two mothers’ chimneys, you can just get the underground direct.”
Or
“Gosh, that tax return process was complicated!”
“I know, I did mine last month and it was like two mothers’ chimneys”.
When you are arguing and ur friend says ur sister mister u say ur brother mother. And you win the argument.Simple as that.
Brad:Yo Carl ur mom gay
Carl:No u
Brad:No no u
Carl:Ur dad lesbian
Brad:Your mom and dad both gay together
Carl:Ur granny tranny
Brad:Ur sister mister
Carl:Ur brother mother
Brad:*evaporates*
A friend who acts as your mother but not in a bad way, they protect you from things and make sure that you are always okay.
I will not date Nathan because he is a player, I know this from my mother best friend.
when someone is simply a bad ass.
person 1: He's one bad mother!
person 2: Shut yo mouth!
"the mother of many people" is when ur mom just can't deside what man she wants. So she fricks them all! But that isn't so great for u... Beacause turns out your enemy is ur sister!
"hey can i come to ur place?" "Sure, here's my mom's number give it to urs." "that's the same number as my mom!!!" "i guess are mother is the mother of many people :)" these lovers were actually cousin!!!
Just like the walk of shame but when it's your mother
Deena had to do the walk of mother's shame or of her ex husband's room at his house with a hangover, to her ex's car so he could drive her to the bar to pick up her car, only to greet her own mother who was there visiting the children.
Even worse than your sister a mister.
Dave:Your Sister A Mister.
Fred:NO, your Brother A Mother.
Dave:Dies in embarrassment.