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Apply a healthy layer of your favorite peanut butter to the inside of your partners asshole, then have vigorous anal sex until they prolapse. Upon prolapse, pull out and enjoy the warm gooey Siberian treat.
My girlfriend came back from a BDSM convention and told me about the Peanut Butter Gulag; it was great until I learned that I was allergic to peanut butter.
Irrelevant Peanut
Used to describe someone who's life has no meaning to, does nothing important with his time, generally stubborn, and just here to steal your oxygen.
I am a Irrelevant Peanut
Used to describe someone who's life has no meaning to, does nothing important or useful, thick headed and just generally stubborn and who's opinion doesn't matter.
I am a Irrelevant Peanut.
This is when you eat too much peanut butter too quickly without a beverage, and it coats your throat so much that you can't breath and you pass out.
I told him that peanut butter passout was the breathing version was of an ice cream headache. He thought I was making this shit up!
peanut butter without the "er"
"Ew, your peanut butt is moldy"
say peanuts without the t
Oh, that’s easy! Peanus!
Wait NO NO FUUUUUUUUU-
When you lube up your asshole with peanut butter (chunky if preferred) and a dick or dildo with unspecified jam or jelly and fuck the asshole and then suck mixture the dick or dildo.
Man, my girl gave me a Peanut BUTTER Jelly Time yesterday, she loved it.