The fittest lad out there, he can get all the chicks in a matter of seconds and is definitely the most sound lad.He is funny and way more intellectually gifted than you.Pretty crap at drawing though.
Girl:M8,dat Robert geezer is actually so fit
Girl 1:Bet he has a massive wang
Girl 2:shut up you dike, he is mine
Girl 3: why are there so many girls that find
Him attractive
He’s a guy with a really tinny Wenni but usually a good person.sometimes he gets weird and starts screaming hentai
Girl:Dat nigga Robert got a small ass dick
Girl.2:I let him hit but didn’t even know he was in
A very dysfunctional man with problems holding up an erection for more than 22 seconds. He is incredibly ugly and ridiculed for his homosexuality.
Robert gay lmao.
Wow Robert lookin kinda thicc, it's a shame his name is Robert.
A sexy man who will steal your girl and tap that ass harder than he did your mom
Man did you see how your girl got roberted
Robert is a Dutch male who thinks he is german. He talks german all the time, sings german march songs to make other people happy and farts in other peoples faces because he is a nasty german
Robert is a cool guy
Robert's most common saying is "I'll do it soon" or "I'll do it tomorrow" and then he never does what he said he was going to do. With that said, he is very laid back and doesn't have an once of worry in his body. Robert thinks other people can read his mind, and therefore he doesn't communicate, insted he gives stares and expects you to understand what he is thinking. In order for Robert to function properly, he needs at least fifthteen cups of black coffee each day, preferably right before bed. If you are ever going to sleep with a Robert, don't be surprised when you find out he is wearing ladies underwear.
Did you see Robert wearing thongs? "Once you go thong, you will always show your wong!"
A failure nibba who asks a girl out six times, and gets rejected everyone.
Vanessa: Robert is so stupid, he asked me out again!!!