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a self sevices man

a man who is addicted to mastbating

i think bob as turned in to a self services man since his wife left

by henry August 23, 2003

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Self Proclaimed Pimp

1). A poser that belives that he can easuly throw money at a problem and mack any girl possible any time they want.
2). These self made pimps are only popular through money and buying friends off when they are really at the bottom of the social chain without their riches and hollow personalities.

"Brett and that kid that starts with a P are self proclaimed pimps because the only reason girls even look at them is because they throw money at everything in life."

by Nic from the Roc May 14, 2008

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Self hating Bengali

A Bengali or person belong to the group that hates on other Bengalis/Bangladesh all while supporting policies that harm their own people, or supporting countries or groups that do.

Guy 1: Why is that Rohingya person defending Myanmar and saying Bengalis opressed them?

Guy 2: Must be a self hating Bengali

by Loonazim October 29, 2021

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Self-actualized asshole

When a guy knows and realizes he's an asshole and doesn't owe anyone an apology for being himself, he's a self-actualized asshole.

Guy 1-The feminist thinks you should apologize to her for something you said or did.
Guy 2-She's the kind of girl that thinks the world owes her an apology and a hug because she was born a female, she may move on past the bullshit attitude she has used to control the males in her life, or she might keep it and still get no apology it doesn't matter to me which option she chooses. I'm a self-actualized asshole, I know.

by Solid Mantis October 26, 2017

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Self Employed Agorist

A self-employed Agorist is usually someone that takes themselves way too seriously and sucks off the works of Samuel Edward Konkin III. Some Agorists are hard-working members of society but the self-employed Agorist chooses to stay home 3D printing whatever bullshit their meth-addicted mind can come up with I.e. (3D printing those bump dildos). Instead of treating Agorism as a side job they devote their lives to this get rich quick scheme instead of cleaning houses or working at a liquor store they choose to remain in the same economic condition they were in the first place.

Regular Agorist - Man I worked this long shift now to sell candles on the weekend hey man what did you do all day?
Self Employed Agorist - I spent all day 3D printing some (Insert bullshit here)
Regular Agorist - Ah Cool that's a cool side job
Self Employed Agorist - Side job?

by SloanDome September 25, 2019

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Self-Important Program

Like computer programs that run automatically on your computer, whether you want them to run or not, because their programmers have decided they automatically should. Any person (or program) that takes over from a mind set of self-importance, whether someone has asked them to be the center of attention or not.

Ever since Amy came in here, and took over, things haven't been going well.
Yeah, she's really quite the self-important program isn 't she?

My computer takes a long time to reboot, it has lots of self-important programs running.

by TranceMasterJ February 8, 2012

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Self-deluded indignation

Becoming appalled and deeply indignant even though completely in the wrong.

Verb

A delusion is a false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence. Self-deluded indignation goes one step further by demonstrating actual indignation towards the person with the correct, sane and rational position.

1. β€œI told the nurse she’d given me the wrong lab results and she went off on me explaining how she was the trained medical professional and that I was just an untrained layman. The problem with that of course is that she had actually given me the wrong fucking lab results!”

2. β€œSelf-deluded indignation.”

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

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