Cap it before you tap it

To use a condom before engaging in sexual intercourse.

Friend: Dude, I hope you Cap it before you tap it. She looked nasty.

Lucky Joe: Hell ya, dude! No STDs for me!

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Don't cap my ass

Please don't shoot me

Guy 1's Partner: "Aman you're mysoginistic"
Aman: "Imma pop a cap in your ass"
Guy 1: "Aman, please don't cap my ass"

Get Your Cap Twisted

In the hood/ghetto, to shoot/kill someone.

"Let's go get this fool's cap twisted"
"I'm gonna twist his cap"
"Fuck around and get your cap twisted"

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Old Man Flappy Cap

Singer Brian Johnson from AC/DC. Called this because he wears a stupid old man's flappy cap.

I think old man flappy cap is about to sing Thunderstruck.

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bust a cap in yo ass

Slang for "im going to shoot you"

Byron: Your gay
Jonny: I will bust a cap in yo ass.
Byron: Try it.
Jonny:*Grabs Shotgun* Are you sure?
Byron: Yeah
Jonny: *Shoots Byron*

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put the cap on the kitchen cleaner

shutting up your wife or female friend when she's out of line

Bob: "Man, my woman's been telling all my friends about how I've only got one testicle."
Joe: "Dog, you best put the cap on that kitchen cleaner!"

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Petting her knee caps

To finger a girl in the vagina, or rub her clitoris. Commonly derived from the movie Fubar.

Yeah man, never banged her, I was just petting her knee caps.

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