sea pig

Overweight, undesirable Woman of the Royal Australian Navy (WRAN).

(Jack 1) "Ohh yuck! Look at the sea pig's muffin top!"
(Jack 2) *screws up mouth* "Yeah that's fucked."

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guinea pig

1. A cute rodent often owned by 7 year olds.

2. A test subject for something.

3. The act of posting a link on AIM because your too lazy to open up Internet Explorer.

1. "My daughter has the sweetest guinea pig, it's so fluffy!"

2. "Well, we used your new Escalade as a guinea pig for our new paint."

3. "screename: Hey man I'm too lazy to click around so www.urbandictionary.com
screename2: Pft, your such a guinea pigger"

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pig heart

When you half-wrap your cock under your ball skin and pop one ball out the side to make it look like a fat vein and chamber and proceed to squeeze it underneath to make it beat like a pig's heart

Your mom said she loved pork so I showed her my pig heart

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Ass Pig

A Word Also Used To Describe Daniel Kean, The Ass Pig Of 2009...:)Who Enjoys Taking It Up The Ass.. Funily Enough (:

Ohh My God Niko! Your Such A Curry Bum Nugget!! Not As Bad As Daniel Kean Tho.. Hees Such An Ass Pig... He Told Me How He Takes It Up The Ass... Like An Ass Pig..(:

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pig roast

Similar to the Eiffel Tower, the pig roast involves two men and one woman; the woman is taking it in the mouth and pussy or ass. However, instead of the men high-fiving over the woman, they rotate the woman as if she were a pig being roasted over a fire.

Pig roasting her made me a man.

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Pigs in a blanket

When you fuck a girl in the ass and pull out as quickly as possibly. The suction pulls out the lining of her colon around your dick making it look like a pig in a blanket. Later she must have it sewn back in.

I just pulled the pigs in a blanket on my girlfriend. She's goin in for surgery tomorrow.

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punk the pig

For a male to masturbate.

After I leave the strip club, I'm going home to punk the pig!

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