Laid me some pipe

Intercourse

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid me some pipe.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it

1)A saying used to shut people with loud mouths up
2)To stick pot in your pipe and smoke it

Hey, stick that in your pipe and smoke it!!

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Put in the Pipe(line)

An exclamation of success. If something has been "put in the pipe" it has been completed to a high degree of satisfaction.

Put in the pipe(line):
"I put that exam in the pipe, I did so well"
"I jeeted on the first date, they got put in the pipeline"

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krill pipe Magee

this word is used to describe a homeless crack addict

"hey John i seen this homeless guy begging for change today" John, "Thats probably a krill pipe Magee"

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one way pipe cleaner

Refers to urination or ejaculation, which clears the urethra.

Guy: I just took a one way pipe cleaner to relax a bit.

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Hard Pipe Hittin' Nigga

A dedicated crackhead who happens to be black.

I'm going to call me a couple of hard pipe hittin' niggaz to go to work on the holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch .

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Midieval Bag pipes

This is when you are dressed up in full midieval attire (knight armor, renaissance clothes, kings, queens ect...) and are getting head from a chick, while you move the handle of your sword in and out of your ass.

At the last renaissance fair, Lady Marrion and my self had a lovely time playing the midieval bag pipes....

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