The act of using one's own urethra without consent to forcefully deprive a woman of her vaginal flatulence.
Homeboy: "Yo man, I heard around town they've been calling you the... Queef Robber?"
Queef Robber: "Damn strait homie, ain't nobody queefing on me so I jack that shit!"
Homeboy: "Uh-huh... so what happens with the stolen queef?"
Queef Robber: "Use it how I see fit, you know like penis fart in some chicks mouth or blow dick bubbles in the bath tub."
Homeboy: "The f*ck... you got issues."
A phrase used to indicate to your lesbian friend that she is "cockblocking" you.
"Damn Danny, I heard you tell her I'm butch, but you know that's not true. Why you gotta be a queef thief like that!"
Much like a normal queef , but with a rotten quality that will make your hair fall out.
Did you see Joe shaved his head?
No, are you sure Brenda didn't let out a radioactive queef?
An insult, calling someone a homosexual, feminine, or a pre-mature Queef.
Hey man, the way that guy is looking at me is completely Queef-Bate.
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A person who pisses you off for no reason and you want to put them in there place
Person 1: your gay
Person 2:shut up you queef biscuit
When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.
Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.
The act of basically inhaling a vaginal belch while munching on some carpet.
Stoney: does your hoe queef when your pounding her?
Big Easy: all the time man. The worst is when she does it when I eat her out.
Stoney: We’ve all had our fair share of queef stroganoff.