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Play on words of "Hand Cannon", this entails putting your hands inside of two piglets anuses and using them as melee weapons to thwart off your enemies.
I'm going to use my hand gammon to beat him to a pulp!
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To enrage or infuriate someone by not giving them or not granting them something they want or need. It is also done while utilizing condescention and mild sarcasm. It is usually done in such a manner that cannot be proven or come back on the person that is doing the Fat Handing.
The lady at the Public Works window had a bad day and decided to take it out on the next customer by Fat Handing him. She said in a very condescending manner, "Sir, I'm sorry but the forms you filled out in triplicate are incorrect because you used blue ink instead of black. You'll have to come back after my lunch hour and fill them out again. Have a nice day". She did this while staring at her finger nails.
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It is the act of delivering an open hand smack to the side of ones face.
Much like how the farm hands do all the work on the farm, "The Farm Hand" does all the work...
Shut up b*tch or you will get The Farm Hand!
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The effect of one's hand moving faster than the eye can see.
masturbation ... think about it.
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When you are interested in someone or perphaps even dating them and all of a sudden they give your number to one of their freinds. This is the ultimate slap in the face. It's like saying "hey I tried he/she out and didn't like them, but maybe you should try it out or atleast take one for the team.
I can't believe he gave me the hand off. What a tool bag! he could atleast hand me off to someone hot.
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Tiny hands implying another tiny body part
An example of one with tiny hands would be our newly elected president Donald Trump
Frank: Oh wow! Dude! That guy has small hands!
Tom: Yeah. You know that means he has another small body part.
Frank: His hands are almost as small as Donald Trump's!
Tom: No they are not! No one's hands are that small.
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When a guy ejaculates in a girl's hands while they're sleeping and sticks them together so that when they wake up their hands are stuck together in the prayer position.
"Can you spoon feed me my cereal Jenna?"
"Why do you need me to spoon feed you?"
"Jason prayer handed me again last night."
"Oh Jason and his prayer hands."
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