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When a girl is licking your balls you lift your boner and release making a "slap" sound.
I once gave a girl the mouse trap she wasn't to happy
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Bro 1: Yo where you been?
Bro 2: I just put some beez in the trap, man.
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Used in a form of rape. A hook installed in the inner wall of the vagina that hooks the penis when it is inserted making it so that the penis can not be pulled out in time. Causing the male to ejaculate and cause pregnancy. Typically used by larger women who realize that they may only be able to have sex once and then have a hook trap installed to make it so that at some level the man is stuck with her.
Guy 1: Have you heard of a hook trap?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard that Emily has got one, I've gotta stay away from that!
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A girl who takes a fart in an aerosol can and when something smells good/pleasant the girl will spray it with her aerosol canned farts. They also fart into their friends/own ovens to smell up the house with their farts.
Girl 1: It smells in here, did someone fart?
Girl 2: Yea, some mouse trap sprayed me with fart after I spritzed myself with perfume.
Girl 1: Bummer.
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A name replacement to the bouncing bettys in Call of Duty: World at War.
Example 1: I got a 3-kill streak just by laying a Jew trap.
Example 2: Damn! Those damn Jews always lay their jew traps everywhere I walk! Now I lost my kill streak!
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Another name for a road that takes you off a highway with seemingly no way to get back on. They always drop you off in the worst of neighborhoods and give cause for you to fear for your life. Similar to how a crab trap lets crabs in, but they can't get out.
Person 1: Whoa I thought I was going to die today after I pulled off onto a crab trap that led me into East St. Louis. I'm surprised im still alive!
Person 2: I was going to go to the mall today but I made a wrong turn onto a crab trap. Took me 30 minutes to find a route back onto the highway!
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Its when a woman thinks the guy at the bar loves her and then she takes him home and has sex with him, only to realize that his only intention was to get laid for the night.
Jane: Hey Stacey how was your weekend?
Stacey: It was ok, I met this guy I thought he was the one for me...
Jane: And?
Stacey: Turns out he was a cock trap just like all my other weekend hookups...
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