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Well he’s my uncle and his name is Burt. I think he is my dads brother. In his 50s-60s.
“I’m going to go mini golfing with my uncle Burt, later dad!”
“You don’t have an uncle Burt!”
“Wha-“
YOUR BASIC OLD FUCK. RAMBLES ABOUT SHIT. PREFERS TO EAT FRIED CHICKEN.
HEY BRIAN WHO ORDERED FRIED CHICKEN. OH YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT OLE "SILVER UNCLE TOM GOT THAT SHIT".
when someone uses a creepy excuse to try and touch you
josh: its ok bro were really close
ryan: nah bruh thats creepy uncle excuse
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Another hybrid of two common sayings, this rarely heard only by those in the highest echelons of society
Cheer up lad the worlds your uncle
It's when an Uncle does a backflip into his Brother's daughter face with his dick out yelling hell yeah while holding a beer.
Howard, I did an Uncle Backflip Beer into your daughter's face, the fuck you going to do?
When you bust a nut so hard your soul gets sucked into the ute
My boyfriend got ute uncle barryed last night after I gave him a blowjob
goofy aww uncle is a guy whos an older gentleman but is very wacky
You're such a goofy aww uncle