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Well he’s my uncle and his name is Burt. I think he is my dads brother. In his 50s-60s.
“I’m going to go mini golfing with my uncle Burt, later dad!”
“You don’t have an uncle Burt!”
“Wha-“
YOUR BASIC OLD FUCK. RAMBLES ABOUT SHIT. PREFERS TO EAT FRIED CHICKEN.
HEY BRIAN WHO ORDERED FRIED CHICKEN. OH YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT OLE "SILVER UNCLE TOM GOT THAT SHIT".
When you bust a nut so hard your soul gets sucked into the ute
My boyfriend got ute uncle barryed last night after I gave him a blowjob
It's when an Uncle does a backflip into his Brother's daughter face with his dick out yelling hell yeah while holding a beer.
Howard, I did an Uncle Backflip Beer into your daughter's face, the fuck you going to do?
goofy aww uncle is a guy whos an older gentleman but is very wacky
You're such a goofy aww uncle
Someone who is not to be trusted, potentially dangerous.
"Stay the bollocks away from him, darling. He's well 'Uncle Car Curtains'".
Everyone has an Uncle Super Bowl. That one uncle who always hosts the family Super Bowl Party and makes the BEST pulled pork, wings, and dip. Think about the best Super Bowl Party that you went to and ask yourself, "Who hosted it?" Without a doubt, it was the one with Uncle Super Bowl.
Family Member #1: What's going on Cuz!? Are you coming over for the Super Bowl Party later?
Person #2: Is Uncle Super Bowl hosting!? I'm there!!