so thats how the egyptians built the pyramids

A thing said when someone is struggling horribly to carry something

*someone struggling to carry a bass*
Random Person: So thats how the egyptians built the pyramids
Random Person 2: Dude you forgot to capitalize Egyptians

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I don’t know how but they found me

A band which is loved by many. Lead singer is former panic at the disco touring bassist dallon weeks.

Person 1 “have you heard I don’t know how but they found me new song?”

Person 2 “yeah it’s great”

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how to get the n word pass

to get the n word pass a person who is 50%+ black must write a 5000 word essay on the reason why he cant give it to you

white person: hey can i get the n word pass (how to get the n word pass)
black person: *writes essay why the white person cant get it/ get it*

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How's ya ball bag? all rite?

a term used by young lads when talking to canadian ladies in an amsterdam bar

youth - all rite darling, How's ya ball bag? all rite?

her - Fuck you

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teach me how to spell my name

to spell your name on someone’s dick

“you should come over and teach me how to spell my name.”
“oh you wanna ride my dick?”

hey how did you found me

hahahahaha i hope you are lucky finding me cause i really hope not.
What are you even doing here, wasting time? You should have stuff to do like a normal human being.
hahahahahhaahhahahahahha help hahahahahhhahahahahaaha why hahahahahahha fuck you

Jones - "what the fuck, how did you found hey how did you found me"
Joseph - "yes"

geese no matter how far or near gums.

An orange color.

Red and yellow make orange, Orange is geese no matter how far or near gums.