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Black Woman's Kryptonite

Water

I actually despise water, but that makes sense--water is the black woman's kryptonite.

by JT3JC February 23, 2012

12πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Black Woman Collector

A male of any race who has a fetish for black females. He usually claims to love black women unconditionally, yet he shows no regard for the feelings of the black females he is involved with. He tends to have trouble committing to any one particular black woman. He tends to group all black females together, has trouble seeing them as individuals and is prone to cheating on one black female with another black female.

Jake is such a black woman collector, he has dated four black women in the last three weeks and has not committed to a single one of them.

by Juneteenth88 December 10, 2010

38πŸ‘ 134πŸ‘Ž


Confident fat woman

A women who considers herself to be obese in a society that ridicules and demonizes obesity, but is accepting and confident of her size; either because she is proud of her figure or because of naturally confident inclinations. Women confident in their larger body mass reject the societal stereotypes of self loathing due to their size, and often reject the societal pressure to conform and loose weight to fit in.

A new bread of 'fat confident women' actively rebel against pressure to loose weight and are offended by the prejudice, demonization of obesity and discrimination they may receive because of their size. They also do not tolerate 'fatism' and will celebrate their size in a 'thincentric' society, regardless of criticism and prejudice they may receive for doing so. They celebrate their sexuality with those who are attracted to a larger figure and make no apologies for their size.

Other types of confident fat woman may derive their confidence because they enjoy their size, or because they place little importance on their size, or they may have previously lacked confidence because of their size, but have grown to accept themselves the way they are, though they may or may not still have a desire to loose weight.

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by SoyaSlap July 21, 2010

17πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


The woman in the red dress

From the matrix but a metaphor that can be applied to life. When you take the red pill (not be confused with the manosphere pill) and you wake up to the beast system. You give up lower frequency carnal vices in return for higher quality virtues, the woman in the red dress will try to lure you back into the ignorance. She will tell you what you want to hear, she is a jezebel waiting to devour you.

The woman in the red dress is a red herring, destroying your perception of truth and misleading your track.

by Metaphyziks May 24, 2022

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


10 Wonders Of The Woman

When a man has 89 ounces of viagra and then inserts his penis into each and every one of the woman’s holes. He proceeds to ejaculate one load into each eye, nostril, ear, and so on.

Thomas couldn’t wait to perform The 10 Wonders Of The Woman on his 98 year old fling.

by Mrbuttholesmeller January 6, 2023

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Two types of woman

There are woman you marry & then there are woman you don’t!

Two types of woman!

by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019

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growling old woman

When you have an art teacher that's a very old woman who tells you scary growling noises for shopping on your phone during her class.

Holy shit poppy that growling old woman caught me shopping on my phone again during class

by Ritchboilol December 25, 2016

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