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When two men ingage in anal sex and one man kicks like a donkey while the other bites off his ass hair.
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the hitting of a woman/man on the top of the head as to not leave any marks (action)ball up hand into fist and swing it in a downward motion(like the swinging of a hammer) he donkey konged that bitch
that bitch got loud with me so I donkey konged her,
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After one has “knocked the bitch out” from the “Donkey Punch” one continues by mushroom stamping that hooker while she is unconscious.
Dat’bitch waz out. I donkey slapped the shit out of dat ass, da hocker showed dat shit for a week.
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When you sexually please a dolphin with a Pringles can.
PETA was protesting Sea World because someone gave Flipper donkey farts.
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The act of combining a "Angry Pirate" and the "Donkey Punch"
The point is to give you more than enough time to escape and laugh from a safe distance
Dude 1: While fucking Sarah I gave her an angry donkey
Dude 2: Whats that?
Dude 1: I was doing her doggy style and then I punched in the back of her head, flipped her over and jizzed in her eye and then I kicked her in the shin!
Dude 2: WHY!?
Dude 1: Because it was funny!
Dude 2: Oh ok
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1) having events go against one's own will. 2) having a bad day.
The definition comes from the illustrative comparison of a meal that one eats associated to state of being. That is, bad food equates to bad "esprit de corps".
My boss was on my case at work, I ate donkey sandwich all day.
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A water donkey is a person(s) with a very large, explosive bladder.
Dammit Pablo your always walking so proud with your water donkey swinging around!
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