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My favourite movie and soundtrack of all time
can you feel the love tonight? the peace the evening brings
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Only the best team in the NBA right now with the best win % and this years champs...uh huh uh huh thats right
I love Bibby and the Kings they're goin all the way this year
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another word for blow me; boss me
yo bitch king me
hey carl king me, yea boy, check mate
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When someone of legal limit to buy alcohol takes a self-determined tax out of the pitch money of his under-aged but very thirsty peers.
Zoie: We have like 5 or 6 people pitching but I'm asking you how much money you want me to give you for like going.
Nick: Just gimme whatever the little rascals pitch and ill just king james it.
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one of the best bands ever the mebers are D-Loc and Richter who are also part of KMK or Kottonmouth Kings
This Dat Beat is one of the best King Spade songs
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The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.
Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches
when someone makes a lame joke and the other person(ex jay) starts laughing. the person smirks and jay keeps on laughing and starts shaking. person make another not so funny joke about uncle T, and jay starts clapping fast, with his wrists together. person smiles again and jay starts to fap on his knee. person says, "uncle T", jay jumps up and down, faps on his knee, while trying not to laugh, clapping by his wrists. person is the king of the tards
person: aight so you know uncle T?
jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)
Person: (smiles)
jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)
person: aight so the other day . . .
jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap
person (chuckles)
jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)
person is the king of the tards