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A saying that expresses the fact that most people are ass holes and are extremely greedy for money.
Everybody's ass hole revolves around money.
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When you need to grasp a situation that could be a little wild or crazy.
"Listen up, everyone. We have some service issues and we need to get our teeth around this monkey!"
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December 7th and any other day your wife declares it to be national help your wife around the house day. She shouldn’t have to ask for the help, you just help out of the kindness of your heart and the love you have for her. (for example do a load of laundry, wash dishes or vacuum)
Honey today is national help your wife around the house day!
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Deep inside your soul, there‘s a hole
You don‘t want to see
Every single day, what you say
Makes no sense to me
Even though I try
I can‘t get my head around you
Somewhere in the night, there‘s a light
In front of me
Heaven up above, with a shove
Abandons me
And even though I try
I fall in the river of you
You manage to bring me down too
All your faking
Shows you‘re aching
Every single day, what you say
Makes no sense to me
Letting you inside isn‘t right
Cause you‘ll mess with me
I never really know
What‘s really going inside you
I can‘t get my head around you
All your feeding
Shows you‘re bleeding
Deep inside your soul, there‘s a hole
You don‘t want to see
You‘re covering it up, like a cut
With the likes of me
You know I‘ve really tried
I can‘t do anymore about you
The cut‘s getting deeper
The hill‘s getting steeper
I guess I‘ll never know
What‘s really going on inside you
I can‘t get my head around you
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A potato flying around your room.
Or
Potato is mistaken for "tornado" in the song " thinking bout' you" by Frank Ocean.
Vine related
-Igsophiee | IG
-did you see my potato?
-well..., a potato flew around my room before you came, exuse the mess it made, it usually dosen't rain...
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used when the mother of child wants to manipulate the father in some way by depriving the father visitation and using the guise of it being "that bitch" the fathers girlfriend, friend, or any female the said mother is slightly jealous of or feels is leverage enough to use against said father
dad to baby momma: so can _______ come visit for the weekend, as outlined in our papers?
baby momma to dad: no
dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!
baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.
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The biggest scam-spam you'll find on this garbage website
Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door
If you aren't doing this already, you should start.
Presented by Sogoodly
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