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When the strap on is too good she said give her babies
Ayo did you hear Heather is pregnant with plastic babies
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a baby/toddler that tricks you into thinking they good so you think about having another one and now you got two bad kids
Random dad: our baby is so good he doesn’t poop all the time, doesn’t cry much, and doesn’t throw a fit!
The Mother: Bae thats a trick baby
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"Shut the fuck up Pete, you're a stupid piss baby!"
"Dont be a piss baby, John"
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Nasty people that steal babies from their mummas and pappas at hospital by claiming that their mummas and pappas are hopeless human specimens. But really they all know that they are just 'con artists' who have one aim and that is making lots and lots of MONEY!!!!! These people have little regard for the future of their soul or their impact upon humanity at large. They tend to slowly get eaten from the inside by microscopic bugs and die from cancers of various sorts and when they get to death, they are rejected into heaven because the angels all point out to them that they caused earth to become a much worse place because they were sooo greedy. Then they spend the next 1000 years wishing they hadn't been so nasty and greedy and superficial.
Day in the life of baby thieves...
Baby thief 1 - This mumma is so stupid we will all be driving BMW's because of her!!!
Baby thief 2 - Yeah she is an absolute pushover!!! So is her dadda! I can't wait to drive a BMW!
Later...
Baby thief 1 - I don't feel so well and now the doctor says I am going to die in 2 weeks.
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“Fed baby” is a child born in the care of a pregnant mother and/or father in federal prison. The child is typically placed with family members such as grandparents, aunts or uncles. Some unfortunately go into the foster care system. Similar to “State babies” whose mothers and fathers were incarcerated during their births while in state prison.
I’m a fed baby my birth certificate look different AF! Cardboard, green and don’t even have the race listed on that MF! Smh
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A small baby of a man, bossy in nature, known to be seen around Flint, Michigan. Known for not having anything of his own. A free loader ("Can I have half of that," or "Is that any good?") and creep-ass, frequents brothel houses who then ejaculates forcefully into prostitutes mouths, has extensive knowledge of all famous serial killers, furthermore claims to have extensive knowledge of cinematic films, only knows the directors of those films, and cant name a single actor. However in reality lacks taste and knowledge of thing. A baby Kraus is also known for it's temper tantrums, hissy fit's and need to always be right as well as crying when he's not. He can often be found trolling the IMDB website. Where him and his 5 friends that go to that site, review movies negativly, without ever seeing them.
Turn on's: winning at monopoly
Turn off's: The jack without the Pak
No you cant have half of my sandwich. Stop being a baby kraus.
That hooker really didn't want me to cum in her mouth but I totally baby kraus'd her ass.
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A ruse used by one nation as a false pretext for invading another, often but not always humanitarian in nature. Refers to the World War I propaganda put out by the Allies accusing the Germans of slaughtering Belgian babies.
The claim that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction was a Belgian baby; in reality, self-interest rather than humanitarian concern was the motivating factor.
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