Phrase used usually to describe someone who is a Genius and a Son of a Bitch at the same time, or in other occasions, someone who, even being a total idiot, is someone that you admire in some way
In some rare occasions, it's also used when you want to say good luck to your Best Friend in an Humorous way
it has it's origins on a Greentext from an user on 4Chan where the user describes himself playing a game with another person
Example one: Man, he just called everyone an idiot in the presentation today, but it was the most epic way to do it, what an Wonderful Bastard
Example two: Guy G: goodbye boi, i go to save country, c u never
Guy T: Goodbye, you wonderful Bastard
Example Tree: Guy D: sorry, i can't come, i'm having Chemical Exams
Guy C: oh really? sorry to hear it, goodbye, Good luck, you Wonderful Bastard *hangs up*
One who spills even just a little bit while pouring a shot
Steve called me a no spilling bastard when I spilled 2 drops after I poured us shots
One who while pouring shots spills even a little bit.
Steven was such a no spilling bastard, he poured half the bottle on the table pouri g shots.
A man who gets a threesome with two women.
"My girlfriend is actually quite into women."
"You lucky bastard!"
An ego bastard is someone who has a large ego, an ego that is not induced by anyone but themself. Though, they might have the skills/strength to back their ego up.
Girl 1: “Gosh he’s so confident. He is SUCH an ego bastard”
Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”
A man (Noah Wyse) who has a extremely high sex drive and is desperate for bitches
HAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU HORNY BASTARD!!!
me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north
no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop