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This is what old school dads used to call goofy bastards. People who say or do dumb shit all the time and anyone who has met them just knows they are a gophy bastard. The gophy comes from the east coast connotation because they talk funny...making them gophy know it all bastards toh! It's interchangeable with gophy betch.
Terry do you realize what a gophy bastard you are? Nobody laughs at your lame attempts at humor. Dat Terry......he a gophy bastard. And dat Jane.....she a gophy betch....she so dizzy!
A derogatory term for a trans woman.
Trans Woman: Omg I start my HRT today!
CIS Troll: TITTY BASTARD ALERT!!!
A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.
Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!
Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.
a desperate bitch with no life who is also a greedy orphan
I hate bastardized bitch.
someone who is a whiny little bitch who is not always a bastard but acts like one.
"Why do you always have to ruin everything?"
"You are such a bastardized bitch!"
a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair
person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro