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It’s such an unalloyed pleasure to have your girlfriend’s vagina for breakfast!
PLS I'M BRAZILIAN AND I DON'T EAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST 🤢THATS DISGUSTING WTF!!! I EAT BREAD, CEREAL BUT NOT SHIT!!! ANYTHING BUT SHIT 😭
Beers and a smoke before anything else. Crack this cold one and light up right after you wake up.
This German Breakfast will hopefully cure my hangover.
*fridge full of beer* "Well, boys... It's a German Breakfast today!"
A phrase referring to a breakfast consisting entirely of pills and a liquid to swallow them because the consumer is possibly sick, fasting and supplementing, or has a drug prescription/addiction/nootropic stack.
Usually taking the form of a captioned picture or
humorous anaphoric reference.
"Hey how was breakfast?"
"You should check my breakfast is served story..."
STEPDADDY BREAKFAST can't be explained. It is both nothing and everything. Its anything you want it to be, good or bad. It's the most delicious and at the same time most disgusting thing to ever exist. Is it sexual? Maybe? All we can say is.....it stinks.....niiiiiice and gooooood.
Come and get you a nice big helpin of STEPDADDY BREAKFAST.
Get the butter and maple syrup STEPDADDY BREAKFAST bout to break some rules.
The filling of an unsuspecting sleeper’s mouth by means of defecation.
‘Country Breakfast’ by anon
I don’t mind admitting
‘Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept
A tranny that looks attractive at night, but when you wake up to him in the morning he looks ugly.
I just woke up beside a breakfast tranny