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Taking the dog out for a walk. Smelling other dogs piss and crap. Pissing on that dogs piss or crap. The dog's way of networking.
My dog chewed on my shoes because I haven't taken him out to canine facebook in a few days
the posts that would be better left not posted, also known as TMI & dirty laundry. amusing at times, but not necessarily for human consumption.
"Looks like it's time to adjust my news feed settings, and take out the facebook garbage!"
1. A Person who is a preacher but would rather spend all their time on Facebook bashing other Preachers instead of doing what they were called to do.
That person is such a Facebook Preacher, I never see them outside of the Church except on Sundays. They stay on Facebook.
The ideal state of a Facebook user. Doesn't comment too often, doesn't fight with people, doesn't like any pages, and most of all only posts a few status' so when they actually do post something it doesn't piss people off and they are actually interested. They mainly use Facebook to keep track of friends not to annoy them with their hour to hour schedule.
Person 1 Wow that status is so interesting
Person 2 Ya usually he is Facebook Neutral.
Someone who can't seem to say a word to you in public, but iis all up in your business on facebook.
example of a facebook talker
over facebook chat
Tom: "Hey, Sally whats up, whatcha up to?"
**Sally in her head "I've yet to talk to you in person"
When ur on facebook and someone who always messages you that u dont want to talk to signs in and u sign out real quick before he/she gets a chance to start talking to u
"Fuck, Nicky just signed in, she always wants to talk about pointless shit, im too hung over for this shit"
"Quick dude, just facebook dip before she says anything"
"Alright, PEACE bitch!!!!!!"
(signs out)
Being logged in as another person on Facebook and commenting and updating like you're on your own account.
This can be very confusing and is not always done with malicious intent.
"Leslee doesn't even use her own facebook account, she just commits facebook fraud every day!"