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Slang term for not only testicles, but the tendency to act based on lust rather than good sense or logic. ie, "He's thinking with his south brain."
A: I hear Joe got Heather pregnant
B: Yeah, he was thinking with his south brain
The opposite of a Big Brain.
someone who does someting realy stupid and therefore has a brain that works in mere bit/s
*someone doesnt get an easy joke*
peson1: ahhhh i get it!
person2: what kind of bit brain do you have that that took you so long?
The inability to concentrate on the simplest of tasks, because you're about to piss yourself.
Especially troublesome in career fields where intense concentration is required and you're stuck, literally, with "nowhere to go". Some such careers are pilot, surgeon, paramedic, and speed shooting competitor.
While driving to an emergency:
Paramedic 1: "Hey man, I gotta take a piss real quick before we get to this call." (Jumps in the back)
Paramedic 2 (Driver): "What the..."
Paramedic 1: "Yeah man, didn't want to show up to a CPR with bladder brain!"
The clumsiness and forgetfulness you start to feel at work when you are stressed or tired. (Usually happens near the end of a 8 hour or longer shift.)
Ah damn I dropped another plate, I've got a bad case of work brain.
a smart phone, cell phone
esp for people under 40 years old
students take pics of notes or test reviews, but cannot find them amongst the thousands of selfies & texts a day
people walk off cliffs, into sewer holes, or miss the UFOs flying over, or bigfoot strolling by
one of the highest forms of narcissism OR filming illegal events
put your artificial brains away, we are taking a test
A turn of phrase meant to insult either yourself or others for their foolishness or stupidity to the point of it seeming as if there brain is leaking out of their own skull, hence brain drain
A friend that is ordinarily quite adept at chess, horribly blunders an obvious play, the only possible explanation being a severe brain drain at the time.
Hungario: The pawn was adjacent to your queen, there want even any threat of taking it, what happened?
Klempt: My bad, serious case of Brain Drain over here i guess.
Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.
Example usage:
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"