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A machine that tells you how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.
Friend 1: hey bro I got parachute failure on my card of death from the Machine of Death!
Friend 2: awesome
Friend 1: guess we aren’t going skydivi- dies from skydiver landing on him
A machine that tells how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.
Hey did you see my death card from the Machine of Death?
Cesar Del Rosario is the Bowling Machine
Cesar Del Rosario is incredible and Bowling one might say he’s Ceez The bowling Machine
Cardboard Pull-tabs for gambling. Name comes from it's simplicity compared to so many electronic options these days.
Call me old-school, but I'd rather play my Amish slot machine pull-tabs because I don't trust those new e-tab machines.
The lolz machine is an imaginary machine that controls everything in the universe. Whenever something bad would happen to you it would be because of lolz machine.
Video gamer 1: AW MAN i just got pwned by that tank
Video gamer 2: hahah sucks for u!
Video gamer 1: THAT DAMN LOLZ MACHINE
OR
Player 1:OH NO TOO MANY ZOMBIES
Player 2: DAMN YOU LOLZ MACHINE DAMN YOU!!!!
The Big Gay Machine is Simone, and also possibly Kareem. Being the big gay machine is worse than being the big gay (being gay isn't bad though, only being The Big Gay or The Big Gay Machine is bad)
You are the big gay.
Hey, at least I'm not The Big Gay Machine
this is referring to any nicotine device
hey man can you sauce me your buzz machine? i’m all out of juice