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When your with someone, things can get too close. So TA-DA the elastic band theory: if you let someone go they will come pinging back like an elastic band.
YAY :)
Scenario 1:
Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Nooo I love you so much don't go!!!
Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Ok sweety, see you whenever then.
*Later*
Tom: I LOVE YOU JANE :)
Jane: Mwahahaha the Elastic band theory never fails
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Most Ultimate Best Band Ever. Pretty much all of their albums are extremely excellent with the best beign Under the Table and Dreaming. The way they perfectly blend guitar, sax, bass, drums and violin is incredible.
Person 1: I hate Dave Matthews Band
Person 2 (Highly Intellegent Person): Shut up you very retarted human.
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Satan's attempt to ruin rock music from the inside.
Dave Matthews Band is the Musical antichrist.
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Dave Matthews is a painfully generic band usually found on the music interests section of Facebook.com.
Normal College Kid 1: Hey bro, what are you listening to?
Normal College Kid 2: Oh, just some Dave Matthews Band. I also like The Red Hot Chili Peppers, radiohead, John Mayer, and O.A.R.
Normal College Kid 1: Oh no way Bro, me too!
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A group of individuals willing to hang out, make fun of each other, make fun of others, go out to eat and make bets on the status of an adjacent table's relationship then chase a member of the table down when the excuse themselve to the restroom to interogate them to see who wins the bet ; all the while looking out for one another
"I think they are on their 2nd or 3rd date" -Brigid
Rebes stands to walk over to the table, we make her sit down.
Girl at adjacent table goes to the restroom. Rogue band of misfits member, Brigid chases here down for recon. Both ladies return
"They have been dating for 9 months" -Brigid
Then the drinking commenses and the mother of co-founder Keith joins the ROUGE BAND OF MISFITS
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Bar none, the world's greatest band has got to be Rammstein.
With Awesome lyrics, rock hard guitar riffs, and a tendancy to set things on fire, they undoubtedly surpass all in the area of awesomeness. Anyone with a differing opionion can go cut themselves because they have obviously not indulged in the miracle of Rammstein.
BAND MEMBERS
Till Lindemann-Lead Vocals
Oliver Reidel-Bass
Richard Kruspe-Guitar and backup vocals
Paul Landers-guitar and backup vocals
Christoph Schneider-Drums
Christian Lorenz-Keyboard/guy who always gets set on fire
Putting these six in a room creates a paradox of greatness that no one can escape.
Tony:HOLY SHIT THE WORLD'S GREATEST BAND IS COMING TO INDIANAPOLIS!!!
Alex:Who? Smashmouth?
Chris: NO, You greasy bafoon, RAMMSTEIN *Slaps the shit out of alex*
Tony:GOD DAMN RIGHT!
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One of the most awsome bands in the world!!!! i promis if you check them out you will like them, i heard them once and i was hooked, so type them in and check em' out!!!!!!!!!
escape the fate (BAND)member:
bassist:MATT GREEN, backup vocals
lead vocalist:CRAIG MABBITT
lead gutair:BRYAN"MONTE"MONEY
drummer:ROBERT ORITZ
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