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An offensive name of red, pubic haired people. They have red pubic hair on their nutsacks or vagina. Or their both thing.
Syn. Fire crotch
"Did you see that porno?"
"Yeah, that guy totally had some ginger nuts."
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One who habitually has shit on their balls. Can be from either whiping back to front or can be from a Leaning Tower of Poopsa that hits the testicles.
He hasn't crapped for days, so today Michael has poop nuts from vicious log attack.
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When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.
I hate how I always have squirrel nuts after I get out of the pool.
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Noun. Spent nuts are the male testicles after having been drained of all semen. They need a prolonged period to regenerate. Typically happens after an intense session of masturbation.
Dude 1: "Wow man, I had an amazing night thinking about your mom. I got spent nuts today."
Dude 2: "WTF?"
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A play on the phrase "Both of these nuts."
Have you heard the story about Bophadese? It's a story about a man with a peanut plantation, it's called "Bophadese Nuts"
When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.
"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."
The astronomical phenomenon that occurs when a male farts in a certain position that causes the gust of air from the anus to rush under his scrotum and create a flapping motion
Dude i just laid a nut flapper.