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Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.
When you develop leather-like skin caused by years of excessive tanning; looks similar to your dad's old worn leather loveseat.
"Whose that '40 something' ex-porn star/bar owner hanging out with those '20 somethings'?
"Oh, you know, that's just 'Old Man Leather'"
A big old greaser is the ultimate being when it comes to unhealthy turds. It usually rates itself between 6 and 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale, and is the product of last night's low quality takeaway kebab. It has the consistency of somewhere between mushy peas and oily fish. It has the smell of any other shit, but its scent has a way of etching itself into your skin and clothes.
Person 1: Oh my god, what's that smell?
Person 2: I think that Bob may have let a big old greaser go in the bathroom?
Person 1: Classic Bob
The Penis in its day to day or erected state.
" What is that your holding nam ? " " The Olde' Jolly Roger "
my missus, my luvver, my wife.
ge' us another vera 'n phil while you're up standing me old dutch!!
Irish slang for a vagina, used with innuendos when trying to hide what you're talking about.
Mickey: So me ol' mate, what were y'up too last night?
Tom: Ah y'know, just gettin' in at me wife's old tin can is all, if ye catch me drift.