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A three point turd is a particularly nasty form of turd that occurs subsequent to the consumption of many samoosas.
It burns like hell and feels like it has three sharp corners.
Three point turds are commonly done by Indians, Malays, Hindus and other eastern denominations which are all commonly fond of samoosas, and are all known by one or more of the terms: Curries, Tjarras, Koelies, towel-heads and diaper-tops.
"Goodgollyman, dat samoosa waz verry hot! I hev just dun a three point turd in muy undarodz!"
"Don't make your problems my problems, towel-head."
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One of the finest shores in new jersey. Cape may pointers are basically only for the rich people to go down there. The lowest house on the market is either 1 million or 1.5 million. If you are a renter at the point, no one that has a house down there will talk to you. Teenage girls and boys are very very extremely snobby to renters, because of being locals.They think they own the town. Teenagers can walk to the circle at night and hang out with their friends. There are over 5 beaches on a street. Kids can walk to the general store and just hang out. Riding bikes is the most fun to do, especially if you ride into cape may and go shopping in the square. Cape may and cape may point are known for their houses, being so beautiful, antiquish and there use of colors, using bright colors to pop ones eyes. Teenage girls like to go to the cove during the day, about 50 hott surfer boys are there! Go to cape may point even for a week! every body nos each other so its great!
teengirl renter;;ahh so many hott guys down in cape may point!
teengirl owner;;yea, there owners as well, us locals usually stick together.
local teenage guys and girls have their group, they wont let renters in.
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When beating off on the toilet and you cum hard and fall forward only supporting yourself with one hand and your feet.
I was beating the meat on the toilet and when I came, I went into a 3 point stance.
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Quasi-pro political 'blog' website that presents left-center prespective without the shrill narrative of the loonies.
Has a sister website called 'TPMmuckraker' that consistently seems to scoop a lot of the juciest political gossip.
I tried to read Daily Kos, but was totally turned off by how totally out-there all the writers are. Later, I found Talking Points Memo and felt a lot more at ease and realized that I'd finally found a source of information that isn't controlled by the government and isn't run by UFO-chasers. Finally!
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In a game of beer pong, a team both bounces the ball into a cup, and makes a regular shot, thus making the other team drink 3 cups, and getting the balls back to shoot again.
Joe-Oh shit, we weren't paying attention and they just bounced it in and shot it in.
Mike-Why the fuck weren't you paying attention? We just gave up a 3 point play!
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A system of sucking on both of the womans nipples, laying your thumb on her clit, and fucking her brains out at her moment of orgasm. Published in Playboy May 1997 (Forums Section) by me.
With my ex I started the 4 point must system, with my present I perfected it.
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girl lays down on her back one guy is getting jacked off by her feet the next guy is tity-fucking her, next guy has it in her mouth, and the last guy is getting a handjob.
Other guy: Hey bo vice whatd you do last night?
Bo Vice: I totally scored a four-point play
Other guy: oh in basketball?
Bo Vice:no, me and these 3 other guys pulled a four-point play on this chick.
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