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it's a bonk on the willy-wonk
Butthead gave Beavis a good bonk on the willy-wonk.
Beavis:"damn it Butthead did you have to cock punch me like that"?
Butthead: "uhhh...YEAH"...
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During anal intercourse you punch your partner in the kidney, forcing them to pucker their anus. You then pull out while the anus is puckered and tight, cleaning the shit of your dick.
Hans sucka puched Sven just before he pulled out.
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1. a worthless piece of crap who lives only to do and say stupid things, and a person who nobody likes
David Dreman is such a punch clown!
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Somewhat like a Donkey Punch but since monkies have little hand-like feet, you kick the girl in the back of the head instead. Granted this would be hard to do, but I assume a monkey could do it no problem, hence name.
Matt H-Dude, I got monkey punched last night.
Everyone else-Dude, you got kicked in the back of the head while getting sodomized by another man? You suck.
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"The Birthday Punches" in Scotland, a birthday torment common in countries such as the UK, Ireland, Canada, and India, involves the friends and family of the person whose birthday it is taking him or her by the arms and legs, and "punching" him/her up into the air and down onto the floor. The number of "punches" given equals the age of the person in years plus one "for luck". These punches are transferable and are expired in one week from his/her birthday.
"Yo, it's David Pee's birthday, let's go violate him and give him birthday punches" - Jay Pong
"DAVID MY CHIGGA COME HERE" - Matt Pho
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When someone offers you a drink from their beverage and you chug it.
Kid 1: Want some soda?
Hawiian Punching Kid: Sure!
*CHUG* *CHUG* *CHUG*
Kid 1: Hey don't drink all of it!
Hawiian Punching Kid: He he he...
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1.refers to anal sex. 2.also a wiseblood song.
1. "I fudge punched Maria last night, it was a mess" "Shut up Mike"
2.ME "Damn that Wiseblood song sounds painful." JGT "Shut up you little weasel"
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