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A type of pizza with a hole in the middle in which one inserts their penis then posing as a pizza delivery boy makes an unsuspecting female pizza fanatic perform sexual acts on the delivery boy whilst still sporting a pizza around his probably burning falice.
The woman is usually spotted saying ,What, that's not a sausage, that's your dick!' Before hastily milking the penis in all fashions as if it was a very horny milk maid.
Danny decided to give his friend Brenda a Big Sausage Pizza , after he delivered his goods he left Brenda's household feeling like a new man.
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The ride she never remembers on your cock that is usually be caust she was either passed out or knocked out.
hey you should have seen the chick I picked up last nite.
really?
yeah, I knokced her out with chloroform then dragged her to my van and gave her a magic sausage ride.
you sick bastard!
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When you proceed to have intercourse with your cousin, and you wrap your penis with a confederate flag rather than using a condom.
I pulled an Alabama Sausage Wrap on Susie the other day 'cause she don't believe in none of that safe sex bullshit.
A sausage that has been cut to resemble an octopus. Considered to be a cute addition in a Japanese school lunch.
My mom made me Tako-san sausage for lunch today!
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Penchant to practicing sexual acts of the oral variety on a member of the male gender.
Catherine Ocean was no stranger to the sausage bin, but when the jocks caught on to the the fact that she had over seven STDs displayed prominently on her face and started turning her down, she got depressed and became no stranger to the biscuit tin.
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When a woman is giving 2 guys a blow job at the same time and their peckers overlapped one another in her mouth
Did you here about. Guber and Gobbler they got Sloppy Sausage Dogged by Gertrude at the party last night.
the act of going from penetrating the ass to penetrating the vagina and back to the ass and again in the vagina and so on
chicago sausage toss is: ass to pussy to ass to pussy to ass to pussy to ass to pussy to ass to pussy to ass to pussy to ass to pussy to ass to pussy...
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