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Suicidal meme

When your friend sends you a meme, but the account is private so you can't see that shit :(

You just sent a suicidal meme.... Bitch!

by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018


Romantic Suicide

Verb

1. The act of killing ones self due to the ending of a romantic relationship, generally because they cared about it deeply and it was what they only had left

The relationship meant so much to him he almost commit "romantic suicide"

by ctpenguin11 May 6, 2024


suicidal moped

A moped with a driver who completely disregards traffic laws and conventions, often exhibiting the following behaviors:
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of

Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.

The truck driver swerved barely in time to avoid crashing head-on into a suicidal moped carrying a mother and her child. He still sideswiped the moped though, so he still paid them as much cash as he had, even though he was lawfully traveling in the right lane/direction and under the speed limit.

by attifinch June 11, 2011


genetic suicide

Genetic suicide is when animals, plants, or humans, make a conscious decision to cease procreation in order to reduce suffering to their community, their children, and the world around them.

Many animals (and humans) make the decision to take on genetic suicide, and this is because humanity has caused so much destruction and suffering, that they would rather bow their heads gracefully and depart while they have any sense of happiness.

The animals know that there is no use in reproducing when the odds are against them. They will not bring suffering unto their own species any longer than they feel they need to endure.

These animals do not trust human society to care for and guard their young into the future.

So in short, the animals would rather die and become extinct, rather than live with humanity.

"Tasmanian tigers must have surely taken on genetic suicide with the expansion of the human empire"

"Koalas are on the verge of genetic suicide so that their young don't suffer anymore."

by MrH20 September 26, 2022


Suicide High

Another name for Kitscoty high school that started in the 90s for obvious reasons

I grew up in Suicide high

by YMIsoAwesome July 14, 2022


Hail Satan Suicide

When one person is sitting behind the wheel of a vehicle and a different man is in a mock 69, operating the pedals of the vehicle with his hands whilst balls deep in the driver's mouth.

Instead of a typical suicide pact, me and my bro decided to Hail Satan Suicide into whatever God has predestined.

by Mr. Splashy Pants December 23, 2023


suicide guilt

When you convince someone that you’re gonna commit suicide if they don’t do something; saying your going to commit suicide to make somebody feel bad

“Did you hear she suicide guilted her ex to hook up with her?”

by Claridy December 1, 2020