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When hit by a 'suicide bum', you are experiencing explosive diarrhea.
One is able to become the victim of a suicide bum and shit him-/herself at an extraordinarily inconvenient moment.
So there I was, surrounded by the hottest girls in the world and I was hit by a suicide bum. They'll never talk to me again - with good reason.
Sorry I couldn't go last night, I was hit by a suicide bum.
Please don't come over, I'm about to suicide bum my apartment.
The act of jerking one’s penis while simultaneously cutting one’s wrist like a violin.
Ben was so depressed and horny last night, he began to play the suicidal violin.
The act of liking a facebook status / link that implies one's demise due to a self inflicted deadly act. This is considered by many an asshole move.
"The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say. "
*SUICIDE LIKE*
Knowingly engaging in dishonest journalism with the belief that the effect of the dishonesty will outweigh the penalty from the dishonesty. Examples of Suicide Bomber Journalism include malicious editing of a piece and leaving material facts out of a piece.
Sixty Minutes engaged in Suicide Bomber Journalism in their interview of Governor Rick DeSantis. Their editing of the piece was quite malicious indeed. It's unlikely that their viewers will ever know or care.
Everyone is always participating. The goal of suicide olympics is to die in the most ridiciolous way possible or in a way so that you get remembered by your peers.
However there are rules. You cannot kill yourself in order to die. If you do so you are banned form ever participating again.
John: "Did you hear from Bill this week?"
Mike: "Yes he just learned about the suicide olymics."
John: "What's that"
A method of suicide where the perpetrator shoots themself multiple times in the back of the head.
Did you hear about Gary Webb? He exposed the CIA in 1996 and in 2004, he committed Russian suicide.
the "Perfect" Suicide meant to kill everyone who ever knew you; effectively erasing you from existence since no one would have proof of your existence. You would be literally *gone* from concept.
I'm gonna have fun with The "perfect" suicide