i said your hairs nice

a saying you can use when you say something harsh to someone and they reply with what?

jon "hey matty you ugly fucker!"
matty " what?"
jon "i said your hairs nice"
matty " oh.... alright..."

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Zarah, thÉ nice n' sweet sweeede

"Zarah, thÉ

nice n'

sweet

Sweeede"'s 😉
Me,
MYself &
MY name & / nickname, translated fr. Sweeedish : Zarah den Rarah, due to that my personal assistant and PLURAL others, in my so called "New Life", always tell me that I'm SUCH a nice and cute person!😋

Hi and hello there,I am Zarah, thÉ nice n' sweet sweeede,
{ I say while removing my commercial Pilot hat / Cap to shake hands} after the landing😉

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This is why we can't have nice things

what do i need to say.

want an example of This is why we can't have nice things? urban dictionary would have been an better place if HORNY PEOPLE NEVER EXISTED

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This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Track 13 of Taylor Swift's sixth album, Reputation. Also shortened to TIWWCHNT.

And here's to you, 'cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do...

HAHAHAHA!!! I can't even say it with a straight face!
This is why we can't have nice things, darling...

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Treat your tallest friend nicely day

On December 17th you have to treat your tallest friend nicely and do anything they want

"Today is Treat your tallest friend nicely day."

A little floor spice makes everything nice.

1. What you say when your friends catch you eating something off the floor.
2. What you say to a friend that dropped something while cooking for a large group of people.

Boy: *drops cookie on the floor*

Girl: "Oh my god... Don't eat that!"

Boy: "What's wrong with it? A little floor spice makes everything nice. XD

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Nice guys always finish last

They do, imagine you are racing for a person you like, but your opponent is some dickhead who likes to Chris breezy, john cena five knuckle shuffle their significant other. But you twist your ankle, get shot, body slammed, yeeted into a brick wall st the beginning of the race, and the other guy makes it immediately but you finish the race 2 months later, hurt emotionally and physically and you close your feelings and die alone.

Some guy: Hey whats up with that guy?
Other guy: He lost the race, and got shot, thrown and body slammed
That guy: Nice guys always finish last
Some guy and other guy: They do

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