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Intelligent words to say at a party
Boy: Knock, knock
Mom: Who's there
Boy: Mom Fox
Mom: Mom, fox, who
Boy: Everybody
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Someone who has a thing for there friends moms and they always have sex with them then come and talk to their friends about how good there mom was last night
Dylan:holy shit Chad you're such a mom slut what else do you do besides peoples moms?
Chad:Your mom ...she was good last night ...I did the shit out of her
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parents who can't control there alcohol and like to drive around searching for there daughter and going to Mcdonalds threatening to shoot minors
Psycho mom:
Mom-WHERE'S MY DAUGHTER!!
Children- fuck you lady go home
Mom- WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! FUCK YOU I HAVE MY GUN IM GOING TO FUCKING SHOOT YOU!
Children- Who the fuck do you think you are your making a fucking fool of yourself go home
Mom-FUCK YOU (leaves)
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The oldest kind of jokes in the book...a joke about someone's mom...usually stupid and unecessary.
"Yo momma is so fat..."
"Shut the fuck up. Mom jokes are so 10 years ago..."
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An American woman who, having carried a child to term, and that child having eventually played organized hockey, obtains folksy wisdom which she then interprets as equivalent, if not superior, to a formal education.
The hockey mom is characterized by several distinct markings. First, the hockey mom displays her love for Jesus in a bumper sticker and/or a knitted sweater. Often this display simultaneously rejects other belief systems and life preferences, occassionally damning the 'non-believers' to hell.
Secondly, if the hockey mom has a daughter, that daughter is usually in possession of a promise ring, which inadvertently guarantees the 'turning out' of her daughter in college.
Lastly, the hockey mom is characterized by an intense dislike of the French, especially, and xenophobia, generally, which serves to deflect any criticism on the grounds of hockey's French-Canadian popularity. The hockey mom often does not consider the racist implications of this position having had been exposed to virtually no peoples of color. If pressed, however, the hockey mom will concede that "some of them are alright," especially if "they love Jesus" and don't complain about "stuff" that happened "thousands" of years ago.
1. Sarah Palin is a self-proclaimed hockey mom.
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Same as disney dad but for mothers of children.
At mom's house the child eats sweets and stays up late. She is a disney mom.
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a song that was good the first 100 times it was sung to me but has since then become so annoying. I would like to thank all the people who have sung it to me, but it is SO over.
Stacy's Mom is so over.
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