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Red Sox Nation

Racist high school dropout fan base called 'The Nation' consisting of ugly, pale, red-headed women and children with disturbingly boorish accents.

Fueled by their common hatred of a superior franchise, The New York Yankees, members of Red Sox Nation share similar complexions and characteristics such as: freckles and foster parents.

Philistines by nature, Sox fans thoroughly enjoy being obnoxious, and know very little about subjects other than how much the Yankees suck.

Longtime fans of a lowly bottom feeding franchise, they are hot-tempered and dim-witted with large foundationless ego's.

* Mild elevation of status and/or relevance due to two tainted world championships in the past five years.

Red Sox Nation i.e. In the company of losers.

by Son of Abraham August 10, 2009

101πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


National Twerk Day

National Twerking Day!

National Twerking Day is on May 16. No matter what you must twerk on anything and everything! Have fun twerking.

Today is national twerk day! Have fun twerking

by Yktvbitches May 16, 2019

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


National Jade Day

A day celebrated on June 16th each year for your loved one that provides for and loves your child as if they were their own; but can't celebrate Mother's Day or Father's Day.

Happy national Jade day you deserve it babe you do so much for us.

by Rosenell June 15, 2016

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


National Anal Day

The day to try something new!

"Let's try anal, It's national anal day!"

by Graisse Blanc April 13, 2017

27πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


national girlfriend day

october 5th is where you post your girlfriend and show her off to the world and let the world know that’s your fine ass girl and that’s your property

it’s national girlfriend day let me post my beautiful girlfriend

by chileanywaysso October 5, 2020

66πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


National Hangover Day

The day following any popular holiday.

Including but not limited to the day after:
New Years Eve (New Years Day)
The Super Bowl
Memorial Day
Fourth of July
Labor Day
Thanksgiving (Black Friday)
Christmas (Boxing Day)

Girl: I'm not getting any work done today, I'm just wasting time.
Boy: It's okay, it's National Hangover Day, a lot of people are wasting time.

by Fun Johnny February 7, 2011

16πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


National Squad Day

Where all the Youtubers in The Squad have a yearly gang bang, holy fuck bro. Everyone go uh UH UH UH WOAAH.

β€œAyo Andre bend yo ass over bitch, it’s National Squad Day!”

by Codonaine October 22, 2020