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Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.
synonym- The Shreds
(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???
a false display of acceptance or wokeness made in an attempt to curry favor in a social setting, originating from the writings of the Reverend Roth to 17th century dioceses on the role of public prayer.
Sally was being such a paper bishop around miranda even though she's a life long member of the EDL
Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.
Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)
Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.
Toilet paper which is used.
Hey Fido! Get away from that trash can! NO! Bad dog! Don’t eat the Seasoned Toilet Paper!
A horrible disguise. This disguise so, so fucking bad that it could make the entire audience facepalm or tell the villain/henchmen that the hero(es) is/are disguised.
Jeff:Hey look, the heroes are walking in with paper-thin disguises!
Henchman 1:Wait, what disguise? These must be the new guards.
Jeff:No they aren't!
Henchman 2:Look. That's the appearance of a new guard. You must be high again, Jeff.
Jeff:TOM I HAVE NOT TAKEN ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT MAY DISTORT MY INTELLECTUAL COMPETENCE FOR 327 DAYS!
When you wipe your ass in a porta-potty and stick it to the wall instead of throwing it down the shit hole.
"BLOODY MIGUEL WAS WALL-PAPERING THE OUTHOUSE AGAIN THAT FUCKIN CUNT"!
Rock, Paper, Scissors is BTS’s form of democracy. In order to stablish a fair environment, the seven-membered group uses this method to avoid inequalities when making decisions.
Let’s decide who will wash the dishes with Rock, Paper, Scissors.