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when playing call of duty warzone you either forget to deploy your chute when exiting the aircraft, or when jumping off a roof top. This results in a quick and impending splat.
I dont know what's happening i keep pulling a stone
A mysterious and semi-omnipotent force associated with NACHA outages and Cassandra-like predictions of payment processing failures caused by clearly Shit code and carebear levels of process fuckery. Possesses very European nipples, sexy but angry accent and devoutly non traditional pubic hair placement
For the love of god, get me a gin and tonic, Stone Mountain Nora and some Snapple scented non-flammable lube.
Stone Putnams are greedy little pigs, ready to leach off everyone they love. they love public masturbation, and self sucking.
person 1: hey did you see that stone Putnam over there?
person 2: yea bro I saw that nigga self sucking
One of the realest, most honest, and most humble YouTubers on the platform. Provides you with straight to the point, no bullshit tutorial guides on glitches in a wide selection of games, but focuses on Grand Theft Auto V.
You ever seen J Stone on YouTube? Well check him out! He is worth your while!
To cheers yourself with 2 beers and proceed to chug both while spilling recklessly
Hey bro, u wanna Stone Cold beers tonight?
the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?