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When you try to cum but piss comes out instead
Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !
When the mother of your children informs you that your first born was fathered by a San Diego Padre.
Jim's wife informed him and his friends that Jimmy junior is actually a San Diego Surprise
The act in which mid sex the male, in missionary position, rolls continuously, still penetrating his partner and thrusting.
Shane: "Hey Rick!"
Rick: "What now Shane.."
Shane: "Guess what I did to Laurie last Tuesday?"
Rick gives him a serious face and asks,"What did you do to her Shane?"
Shane: "I gave her the famous Surprise Barrel Roll on her for 10 seconds!"
Rick turns around and mutters to himself,"I was only able to do it to her for 2 seconds..."
Memorable quote from the tv show "Dexter" that was told by James Doakes, now it is a meme. Obv
*stealing a car*
Cop:
-surprise motherf**ker
When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.
“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”
I swear to God Janis. I saw it with my own eyes. Right there in Waffle House. I shit you not. She whipped out her Supreme Fish Surprise. Flopped it right on my choco waffles.
When you find a random tator tot in your french fries.
I love to have tator tot surprise at sonic!