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First off, let's be clear: this is not your average everyday pornography. If you're looking for someone to get rainbow-railed, this will be a tasty treat.
Honestly, we're not sure what this is, but we googled that shit on a whim, and were shocked to find loads of naked women basking in glorious mounds of shiny sticky goodness. It was awesome.
(person 1) "I wanted something funnier than regular softcore, so I just looked me up some skittles porn."
(person 2) "You dumb shit, why not just fuck a bag of skittles?"
"It's porn so funny you don't have to delete your history!"
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Foodie porn is comparable to the concept of "regular" porn, in which the viewer pleasures themselves while viewing sexual content.
Instead of pleasuring oneself, the viewer consumes food while watching attractive presentation of food being prepared/consumed on-screen.
Foodie 1: Oh, my God. Did you see Hell's Kitchen on the Food Network last night? I had a lightly braised halibut filet with dill sauce accompanied by some lovely asparagus and mixed greens.
Foodie 2: Oh, you know it baby. When they made that filet mignon, I just couldn't look away. Total foodie porn.
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The act of two kitties going at it on film, for the enjoyment of people watching. Both kitties have claws and tails with fur all over, some toys maybe involved most time recreational use of catnip is involved.
"All day yesterday we were watching kitty porn."
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The act of downloading a porn video, and while it is downloading you look at another video to jerk off to, after done you cancel the download and then later you wished you had it downloaded to jerk off too.
Me: Sweet I'm going to download video, i'm going to watch this in the mean time.
5 minutes later
Me: Alright I won't be needing to download this anymore.
6 hours later
Me: Porn Remorse
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a guy who buys porn,porn video and porn music CDs for minors usualy for a fee.
The porn man's here. Lets go get some porn.
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pornographic material created in low cost housing projects for payments of crack and/or petrol.
ashley would you like to film some ghetto pornography?
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Describing the situation when a masturbating session is ruined by the camera changing to an undesirable view at the point of orgasm.
When watching heterosexual pornographic material, to suffer 'porn trauma' would be to reach the moment of ejaculation, only for the camera to pan to the man's ass or face, thereby ruining the orgasm.
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