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When during sex you breathe in cum and it ends up in your lung.
The new girl was sucking off the quarterback after the game last night and when he came she breathed in his you know what and it went down the wrong hole so now she's sick with pneumonia but she really has cum lung.
That white rag you hide in your pillow case
Guy 1: bro what’s that lump in your pillowcase
Guy 2: that’s my cum rag for when I wanna get happy
When a female, after sexual intercourse, walks around like a resident evil zombie seeping and drooling cum out of her mouth, nose, ears, eyes, pussy, and asshole. Instead of saying “brains” the cum-zombie says “cumz” in a slow and sedated state.
Bro my balls were backed up for a week and I fucked Denise last night. I came so hard inside of her she turned into a cum-zombie and tried to eat my cock.
A Cute cum is when a guy prematurely ejaculates in front of a girl which causes embarrassment for the guy but is found to be endearing by the girl.
I was screwing some chick last night and I had a cute cum.
A woman who laps up spilled seed as if she were a puppy lapping up water.
Jeez, that new pornstar is a worldclass cum lapper.
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The little chunk of funky stuff a person who sucks too much dick, coughs up from the back of their throat.. kinda like a sneeze nugget.
That girl kept coughing up cum chummies, probably because she sucks so much cock!
A person with the average intelligence lower than one of a sperm’s.
“Now listen here you little cum twinkle”