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When you feel your but touch something or someone then turn around and nothing or nobody is there.
I turned around and realized I was ghost goosed.
To pinch someone's butt unexpectedly.
Ex. I goosed ya! No goose backs.
A person That Is a moron. When you call someone a cabbage goose, you're calling them a fuckass in a friendly way
"oh my god, why Did you fail this simple ass exam? You fucking cabbage goose!"
Is that a goose or a swan? Nah bro it's a giraffe goose.
There are many silly gooses around the world. Even the universe. But there is only ONE silly goose that is THE silly goose.
The silly goose is someone called Alex. Alex is the silly goose.
Nobody can object because it's a fact.
"Hey have you seen the silly goose today?"
"Oh yeah, I saw Alex this morning"
An uncommon insult, typically used to mean lucky and annoying. Though usually used sarcastically, and negating the whole sentence. Needs to have "you" before it.
Your friend: Die you filthy goose!
You: Oh, Ok. :(
Your Friend: Yeah you filthy goose!
the act of honking your car's horn at the car in front of your when they're caught snoozing when a stoplight turns green.
Ex 1: I green light goosed somebody so hard yesterday, they did a burn out!
Ex 2: Dude, green light goose that Toyota in front of you!