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The Muddy Buddy is when you are spooning (while cuddling or while engaged in a sex act) and the little spoon sharts, projecting fecal matter onto the big spoon. In order to delay having to engage in conversation about said shart, the big spoon pulls the small spoon into his/her pelvis as tightly as possible in order limit the spread of any new oder and to avoid immediately having to deal with any awkwardness that comes with the new situation that the big spoon finds himself in. The benefits include immediate increase warmth, reduction of friction and a unique bonding experience, making the two: Muddy Buddies
I was spooning with my girl last night when I felt some mad rumbling coming from her stomach. I felt some wetness and increased warm Suddenly hit my pelvic region, long story short we’re now muddy buddies ( The Muddy Buddy ). I didn’t mind though, it kinda felt like she was Channing all over my Tatum.
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Closet homosexuals who are attracted to one another and form "friendships" based solely on male rivalry and "manliness" stemming from a deep-seated sense of insecurity, once again caused by their closet homosexuality.
Friendships with these people are superficial and known tough-buddies should be avoided at all costs.
1) That room is full of a bunch of tough-buddies. They totally want each other's dicks.
2) John and his roommates are tough-buddies. It's just so hard to be friends with them.
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A plush toy or figurine that is kept in one’s recording booth, often for decoration.
Person 1: is that an anime plushie next to your mic?
Person 2: Hm? Oh, yeah it is! He’s my booth buddy.
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A group or car club of Volkswagon Beetle drivers
Guy#!: Check out all those VW Beetles over there. Guy#2: Those Bugg Buddies better not cross the Bikers in that parking lot!
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A buddy pass is when you have the permission from a friend to have sex with their Ex
Guy - Hey homie, I know Anna is your ex girlfriend but do you think I can have the buddy pass?
Homie - of course my guy, I’ve never loved her anyways. You can have the buddy pass
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A friend/buddy/classmate you only see at school, in between classes/in the halls. You may also frequently copy homework off of these people. Or bum lunch/bus money and rarely payback, due to your lack of a complete friendship with them.
Similar to: bus buddy
Rob: lol it was funny, i went to school after Winter Break, and all my hall buddies were saying 'Hi'.
Dwight: Haha, yeah I know what you mean. So I'm guessing you're not gonna be bringing any lunch money now.
Rob: Yup, just money for the bus over here. A hall buddy is better than your parents for money, you don't have that guilt hanging over you for not paying back, like a bus buddy.
bus buddy office buddy buddy friend classmate
Rob: lol it was funny, i went to school after Winter Break, and all my hall buddies were saying 'Hi'.
Dwight: Haha, yeah I know what you mean. So I'm guessing you're not gonna be bringing any lunch money now.
Rob: Yup, just money for the bus over here. A hall buddy is better than your parents for money, you don't have that guilt hanging over you for not paying back, like a bus buddy.
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A fake friend. One who becomes a pal, but has ulterior motives
Ass buddy: “The owner of the diner became quick ass buddies with the new cook. The cooks sister was hot”
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