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payment for an abortion
After she missed her period, I knew I'd be making a one-time child support payment.
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Someone who is perfect in every way imaginable. They are kind, funny, pretty, sweet, and above all an amazing person to have in your life. If you are known as someones 'sweet summer child's they love and cherish you and you should value their friendship forever.
Girl 1: do you know Chloe?
Girl 2: YAASS she is my sweet summer child!!
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This is the cruelest thing you could say to someone. No matter how lightly you saw it, Jesus will come back and shred the soul of your victim.
(Stephan is talking trash to you.) Stephan, all your ancestors child molestors!
(Jesus wakes up for a third time and slices Stephan into pieces.)
A person who you think is perfect. And beautiful.And too good for our world.
Justin Bieber is my sweet summer child. He is too good for this world.
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When you say child anyways it mean like girl umm ok.
Britany:yo know you look dumb right?? Me:girl child anyways🙄🤚
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someone that is beaten every day by their father that is always high as balls.
a teacher see's a student after class because she had seen the bruises. she ask's him what happened and he said im a red headed step-child.
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wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.
'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'
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