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This is the cruelest thing you could say to someone. No matter how lightly you saw it, Jesus will come back and shred the soul of your victim.
(Stephan is talking trash to you.) Stephan, all your ancestors child molestors!
(Jesus wakes up for a third time and slices Stephan into pieces.)
A person who you think is perfect. And beautiful.And too good for our world.
Justin Bieber is my sweet summer child. He is too good for this world.
When you say child anyways it mean like girl umm ok.
Britany:yo know you look dumb right?? Me:girl child anyways🙄🤚
someone that is beaten every day by their father that is always high as balls.
a teacher see's a student after class because she had seen the bruises. she ask's him what happened and he said im a red headed step-child.
wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.
'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'
When a group of guys jerk off into a container and dump it into a girl's pussy. Whoever gets her pregnant loses.
"Fuck, I have to pay this bitch $200 in child support cause I lost baby olympics/child support roulette!"
"What's that?"
"Me and a couple guys nutted into a jar and poured it into this chick's pussy!"
"What the fuck?"
a crazy, aggressive fucking fire-crotch of a disturbed family
I'm going to beat your ass like a red-headed step child.