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Where a curly-red-haired midget or midget-like person sticks his curly red hair into a woman's vagina.
Girl 1: (walking in on Girl 2) I didn't know you had a curly red bush.
Girl 2: I don't, this midget is wearing my Serbian Clam Hat.
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Clam chouder rhymes with hot shower, which rhymes with white power, therefore this word is already cool. This substance can be often confused with jizz. Do not be fooled, jizz is another word for raspberry lemonade. Although, you may use clam chouder as a substitute only in an emergency when the women won't cum inside a black person.
I love clam chouder on Sundays! It's the best time to eat it because the weather is always warm and the jews are all dead.
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In order to reenact this u will need you and four of ur clsoest friends. all of u will begin by gettin ass naked with a lemon up the ass. While doing so four of the members will lay another down and smother him in beef. While doing so they will cum all over him for an extra kick to the spices.After this has taken place the 3 standing members will cover them selves in mac mustard, tomato,clams ,lettuce, cheese, and chilli and wrestle the laying member for 20 mins or so. When done they will gather all of the scrappings and equally divide them into taco shells for a delicious treat.
Stew: What did you and the boys do last night?
Drew: Guess.
Neil: Have you ever had a Cambodian clam taco lol?
Drew: Yeah a clam taco lol
Stew: I want a cambodian clam taco.
Drew&Neil: Be over at 7p.m.
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when you get jammed in a bowl of bad
Good day, and SIMMER DOWN Chris......your working with the BEST techs out here in the field, like ME (Naturally), Walter (Of Course), TONy S****s (100% dedicated to the crys and wimpers of you), Andy l****a (Don't keep callin me 20 times an hour, I got it the first time....BELIVE me..I'm workin on it...STOP CALLIN!!!), L****d D****s (I'm on vacation now but whatever you want I'm sure I could put the squeeze on Jeremy to do it after his initial teary eyed wimpers and sidestepping till he runs out of OBVIOUS options and then has to document all that in a Remedy ticket....before calling John Mogg) and then there is Chad R*****d, the shy type who gets the job done at whatever the CO$T$....We are all here to help each and everyone out in provisioning (At least some of us are..), so Chris, just keep callin on us to bail yourself out when you get jammed in a bowl of bad, rotten clam chowder,,,,We'll pull ya out and continue on with the tasks at hand so that "Your" (Chris ) precious service orders come out on time without a single dripping of Clam Juice on them and without having you pressure-cooker blood pressure rise up into the redline zone. We (Some) are all here to take care of eachother, which includes nervous, shaking provisioners as well. Thats why "MOST" of us outside guys work so, so well...To cover eachother out here, "Eachother" meaning "MOST" of us Field Techs.
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Something about sucking clams and titty fucking with a shaft.
I just can't wait to hang out with you tit fuckers during Clam Shaft Summer
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A sex act in which a person puts their rectum against their partner's vagina and proceeds to dedicate inside of her. AKA "poo-in-a-puss"
No don't try to hook-up with Matt he just wants to give everyone a Kansas Clam Bake.
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When a woman has wiped her ass from the front, leaving fecal matters inside her vagina and then pushes it out while someone goes down on her.
"Man, last night I got such a Chocolate Clam Surprise, I vomited all over the chicks belly."
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