fuck cold

1. ridiculously cold, even for the inhabitants of a certain place
2. so cold that the only way to survive the coldsnap is to find the closest available person to fuck, just for the sake of keeping warm

1. ohio can get fuck cold at any time between october and april
2. no man that wasn't gay, it was just fuck cold so that doesn't count...

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Canadian Cold Front

The act of stuffing a snow cone into a woman's vagina and proceeding to eat the remnants.

My boyfriend gave me a Canadian Cold Front last night. It was amazing.

I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Cold Front last night and it tasted damn good, better than her usual fishy taste.

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cold bore shot

Taking the first shot from a sniper rifle with a clean barrel. Extremely difficult, you have to anticipate where the shot will go. only after the first shot you can adjust your dope (Data On Previous Engagement). also after a first shot is fired the inside of the barrel will set on carbon residue that will change the flightpath of the bulet.

jim started the ambush with a cold bore shot from 1'500 yards away. one shot one kill.

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Day Care Cold

Day Care Cold – Office colds that keep getting passed around, and which originate with contagious staff whose kids got sick at day care, that Petri dish of all office illnesses.

Thanks to sick Cindy, who takes her kids to day care, I have a Day Care Cold, and I will never really get well. As soon as I get over it, I will catch it again from someone else.

Cold Grilled Cheese

The condition of the vagina the morning after sexual activity in which the labia majora and minora act as if they are in a sticky fused state similar to trying to slowly pull a cold grilled cheese apart.

The morning after a memorial night of passion, Pete turned to his mistress for round 2 and said "Dammmm, Jodi , that was some good squish last night...but trying to penetrate that hachette wound is like pulling a cold grilled cheese apart!"

Cold War Pact

When 2 people agree to hate each other in secret, often for the sake they both have in common, like something they like or someone they love.

Robby and Dipper made a cold war pact for the sake of Wendy's happiness.

Cold Stone Creamery

A sex act in which the male shits and freezes his shit. The man's woman then puts the frozen shit in a condom. The woman then uses the rock hard shit condom as a dildo and fucks the shit out of the man. After a few minutes of anal play, the shit is partially melted. The couple then eat the half melted shit condom like a popsicle.

My wife and I Cold Stone Creameried then shared the delicious treat.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.