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a random insult that makes no sense but still stings
"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
While you're on top of the female, your uncle comes and puts his penis in the females mouth with his butt facing the other guy. The other guy then shoots his semen onto the uncle's butt-hole and lets the nut drip onto the face of the female.
Last night, I was doing a Criss Cross Uncle Sauce with Kevin and his uncle.
A fun community based mainly on Instagram. Members roleplay as Animal Crossing characters in events and just day-to-day interactions.
I joined the crossing crew yesterday.
Giving yourself a personal high-five with your non-dominant hand.
Self love can get repetitive, so sometimes I employ the cross-draw to keep things fresh!
Giving yourself a personal high-five with your non-dominant hand.
Self love can get repetitive, so sometimes I employ the cross-draw to keep things fresh!
the never let me down handy 4 way lug nut wrench jot down in history as one of the most convenient on the go tools invented for quick car repairs since the day it was invented.
who invented the cross bar?
Bob jones spanner