Tijuana Cross draw

The smearing of shit along one of your cheeks possibly up to the hip when wiping or checking the toilet paper after you wipe.

I was in a rush to get off the toilet and hit my self with the Tijuana Cross draw.

Cross-draw

Giving yourself a personal high-five with your non-dominant hand.

Self love can get repetitive, so sometimes I employ the cross-draw to keep things fresh!

Cross-draw

Giving yourself a personal high-five with your non-dominant hand.

Self love can get repetitive, so sometimes I employ the cross-draw to keep things fresh!