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Dr. Swift

Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.

Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"

by Hym Iam September 25, 2023


Dr. Syntax

The world's first ever non-animated cartoon character created in 1809 by British artist Thomas Rowlandson. His appearance is that of a scrawny and eccentric elderly clergyman/schoolmaster. He was hugely successful, spawning many imitators and even creating the first ever market for tie-in merchandise.

Without Dr. Syntax, famous characters like Mickey Mouse, Bonzo the Dog and Felix the Cat wouldn't have had their iconic cartoony designs.

by CelticEagle February 5, 2019


Dr Ice

A man that does not care for public opinion because he is alpha. However, he is a mad simp for both women and beers.

Sarah: OMG who is that crazy guy?
Jennifer: That is Dries aka Dr Ice! He is a living legend and a self proclaimed MILF hunter.

by Stratisvaldo May 18, 2022


Dr. Grouchi

While referring primarily to one world famous grouchy doctor, a Dr. Grouchi (also spelled Dr. Grouchy) can also be any famous grumpy and televised doctor of any gender, race, orientation or nationality who believes in censorship of media, random lockdowns and gaslighting of other doctors, physicians and anyone else they deem “less qualified” with actual certified medical statistics or information that disagrees with them in order to protect their public image.

NOT to be confused with a so called regular “Grouchi” which is arguably a term that is superfluous to the Urban Dictionary, has been ratio’d with dislikes any place it appears and should never be user without “Dr.” placed in front of it ever. Transphobia is NEVER cool or ok.

Anddddd there goes the newly appointed Dr. Grouchi, berating, gaslighting and talking over every other doctor or physician in the proceeding who disagrees with him.

by IpodClassic June 9, 2021


Dr. Snake

Dr. Snake is a world-renowned SHuSH Society Member. He is mysterious and is impossible to track down. Many people claimed to be him. One of the most notable is Ibrahim Ahmed, who in 2020 had the audacity to claim himself Dr. Snake. It later turned out that Ahmed was just an average snake. Dr. Snake is said to be the most powerful Shush Member and contains the location of the Silence-Sword - The only weapon powerful enough to pierce Grandmaster Snake's Skin.

Man 1: Hey! ARE YOU DR. SNAKE!?
Man 2: Shuuuuuuuuuush.

by Dr_morbidly.Obese February 2, 2021


Dr. Doofing

When looks could kill

Pandabuy haul came in, I been Dr. Doofing.

by drdoof23434 April 20, 2023


Dr. Gordon-Smith

First off, HE HAS A PhD. Call him Doctor. Not Mister. Doctor.

He is an English teacher, and he is the best. No other teacher has the compassion and care for his students like DGS.
But, he destroys your paper to the point where you are not wanting to write again.

Me: Dr. Gordon-Smith, can I use a comma in this sentence?
Dr. Gordon Smith: Well, I learned during my PhD program at Emory University that you cannot use a comma in that sentence.

by Lord Amigo December 6, 2018