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Dancing Blanket

The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.

I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.

by Goosey Goose October 18, 2023


mouse dance

Government Workers who get work from home privileges 2-3 days a week, who just move their pc mouse occasionally during the day to make like they are working.

Yeah, I'm just going to do the mouse dance all day on Friday.

by Jimmycliff01 June 11, 2017


no hand dance

Its when you can use your mouth on the opposite sex private parts without using any assistance from your hand.

When you suck sick with no hands . you just did the no hand dance

by Crazycouple144 March 9, 2018


Bush Dance

A traditional Australian dance that is usually done somewhere in the bush and with a lot of alcohol of some sort

Mike: What the fuck is that fire over there? Where in the middle of nowhere
Davo: It's just a bush dance, wanna go get pissed?

by Rhukebab February 8, 2015


The Whatevs Dance

A dance done back to any one giving you the whatevs, its far cooler than their comment and is done by millions world wide. Involves a cool shuffling of the hands in a semi-robot style movement with hands held in front of chest.

Example:

Andrew: "what-evs Mel"
Mel: currently doing "The Whatevs dance"

by Mal-icer July 28, 2011


Dance Mercles

The act of beating anyone at anything involving your feat or footwork of some kind.

Often use to describe one's new shoes or footwear.

Derived from the combination of "dance circles around you" and "you just got Merc'd"

Guy 1 "are those new shoes?"

Guy 2 "ya i dance mercles around people in these"

by Trose17 December 12, 2009


Boner dance

When a guy gets a boner and tries to casually adjust it without catching anyone's attention.

Mike and I were cuddling and he totally did the boner dance.

by Sonofabean May 29, 2014