When you are so drunk you cannot find your car in a parking lot.
Terry's donkey was fruit punched last night.
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A cup of juice with extra ice so you pay more for less in a plastic cup with a plastic lid but in a paper drink tray to cut back on the use of plastic.
Can I get a peach drink?
βSure; $1.99β
Hm. How about a Peach Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher?
βOf course; $7β
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a fat lazy piece of shit that never does anything.
they sit on the couch all day and eat, but cry when people call them fat. the lowest form of a human being. if they didn't exist no one would care.
Pete: hey look at that fat slob
John: eww hes a fruit cake sissy bone fat boy
Pete: Ya wow, i bet no one cares about him and he has no friends
John: On some real shit
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A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!
I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!
Joe: Yo dog, whatβs the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.
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Throw a piece of fruit(unspecified) on October 14th
Me: Guess what day it is my dear friend
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day
A variant of the devil fruit that gives whoever consumed it the power to turn into fire that they can freely control.
I've eaten the Mera Mera fruit so I can turn into fire!