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A cup of juice with extra ice so you pay more for less in a plastic cup with a plastic lid but in a paper drink tray to cut back on the use of plastic.
Can I get a peach drink?
“Sure; $1.99”
Hm. How about a Peach Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher?
“Of course; $7”
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a fat lazy piece of shit that never does anything.
they sit on the couch all day and eat, but cry when people call them fat. the lowest form of a human being. if they didn't exist no one would care.
Pete: hey look at that fat slob
John: eww hes a fruit cake sissy bone fat boy
Pete: Ya wow, i bet no one cares about him and he has no friends
John: On some real shit
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A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!
I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!
Joe: Yo dog, what’s the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.
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a very believable and honest description of pure knowledge... and fuck my life perpendicular... YELLOWISACOLORTOO, as if i would pour more ketchup when absolutely necessary. i mean, yea bitch lets give donald trump a brick. Im NoT a PuBeScEnT chair leg im just a person with high expectations
Purple is a fruit, and yer a wizard harry!
Elmo: "whats your favourite froot?
Billy: "its a gra...."
Elmo: "PURPLE IS A FROOT WORSHIP MEEEEE!?!?!?"
It's an Diet about fruits only mentioned about juicy fruits and Sweet tasting Berries and yet it does not include vegetable but still mentioned and part of diet of food plant.
Look pal you're a Just Eating a Fruits You're a Fruit-Eater
Any person who owns an iPhone, or other Apple product and prefers them over any other product
Jason has a Mac, iPad, iPod, and the new iPhone. He's a big fruit eater.